Lauren: Lauren is French in origin, meaning “crowned with laurel.” The Latin root means “the bay, or laurel tree.”
Klinger: derivative of Klinge: metonymic occupational name for a cutler or swordsmith, from Middle High German klinge ‘metal blade’, ‘sword’ (a later imitative derivative of klingen ‘to ring or clatter’).
Cutler: One who makes cutlery
Poetry: Who the fuck knows.
Prose: Refer to above entry: ‘poetry’.